Boredom

I am bored.
I am very bored.
Here is a list of 5 things to do if you are bored, compiled by me:
1. pick your nose.
2. pick your brother's nose.
3. pick your nose and wipe it on the cat.
4. if you do not have a cat, pick your nose and wipe it on the couch cushions.
5. comment on my blog.
that will be all.
~heh heh heh~

Do You Or Don't You?

you have no idea what i'm talking about...
i can see you, trying to make sense of my nonsensical mutterings...
but try all you want to...
you won't.
~ because everywhere i go, no matter what i do, i just can't get you out of my head~
Everywhere I Go, by Katherine MacPhee

Yeah, right

yeah, right.
sure.
whatever.
deny it all you want, but i can tell.
i know the truth.
i can see it in your eyes.
don't deny it, actually.
i don't want to hear the lie.
i'd rather hear you sigh
my name,
like THAT'LL ever happen.
yeah, right.
oh please.
ugh.

Mocked

Ok, i figured out why i was a "gossipmonger"! because i was scared of being mocked for exposing my thoughts/feelings/hopes/wishes/prayers/dreams/poems. Etc. You get the picture. Well, i don't think i'm so afraid anymore. and i'd like to give a shoutout to all my ppl who've helped me develop my personality more, including auggie, gertrude, alexandra, helga, and, ok, gary, i guess. thanks. (your line is, "you're so welcome, mary! but where would WE be without your biting wit, unfailing charm, and ravishing beauty?!?!")
~this was never the way i planned, not my intention~
i kissed a girl, by Katy Perry

What is the meaning of life?

haha, tricked you! i made my title all deep and meaningful, but really i'm just going to write about meaningLESS, trivial crap. because i can. so there. yeah...ok, i'm done. hope you're happy.
~i wanna get out, i wanna go home, i wanna feel better~
When We Were Young, by Dolores O'Riordan

new skill, like i care...

juggling=1
opera singing=4
picking up items with my toes=5
ninjaness=3

whoo-hoo. my new talent will be picking up items with my toes. awesomeness. sorry miss mill-mill, that my new talent is NOT opera singing. i put that one up there for you. yeah. house rocked tonight, hugh laurie is AWESOME.
love ya,
me, i am

obvious

the one with dark hair...
yes, that's what she said.
she, the one with blond hair...
the one who replaced me.
she, who replaced me...
i hate/love/hate her.
but i can't, because she's too...
the one with blond hair.
i love the one with dark hair...
but could she,
the one with blond hair,
have been less obvious?